around the internet I found this material that is very true ... lol made me laugh a bit, and I share with you ...
Already in the next, show the advantages of being a man ...
Jojojojo The Advantages of Being a Woman
1 - We are confident that our son is our
2 - we were not peeled (except regrettable exceptions)
3 - We can excite the beach without our notice
4 - The simple act of preparing a fried egg is not a risk to the integrity of the kitchen or home.
5 - Do not have an existential crisis if we did not have an orgasm.
6 - When we drop the soap in the shower lub is not the end of the world.
7 - Gynecological examination (not being a wonder) is more pleasant than the prostate.
8 - If we are teetotalers or do not feel like drinking, are not considered abnormal.
9 - We pursue a career in dance without calling into question our sexual preference.
10-No need to become a sperm.
11-At the wedding the bride is the star. He, a simple companion.
12-do not have to show our private parts in public restrooms.
13-Most personal trainers are men ... and muscular!.
14-We have more chances to get help when trying to change a flat tire on the street in the rain or night.
15-The woman in charge, the man pays.
16-In the car generally travel as companions, which allows us to enjoy the scenery as he should pay attention to traffic.
17-Our position is undermined if women do not cry.
18-With tears solve 99% of the problems we have with them.
19-In adolescence we have to do ridiculous things to prove that we are women.
20-A car is only a means of transport.
21-A football game is just a game.
22-We had to pay for our first time.
23-If you do not understand football, we are not excluded from the group.
24-If he betrays us is a scoundrel, if betrayed, is a cuckold. (Mmmm)
25-As we age, we are about grandmas nice. When a man gets older ...... is an old degenerate.
26-We got off the Titanic first.
27-can scare off our heads with excuses of mysterious men gynecological disorders.
28-Taxis stop for us.
29-If we forget to shave one is learning.
30-do not have to go down there to check touching our privates are still there.
31-We have the ability to dress ourselves and buy our own clothes.
32-We talk to the people of the opposite sex without having to imagine them naked.
33-There are times when chocolate really can solve our problems.
34-us we will never regret piercing your ears.
35-We can deduce as someone just looking at him with shoes.
36-We make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they are not listening anyway.
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