Josh Turner
WHY IS WONDERFUL TO BE THE MALE 1. Keep the same mood throughout the month. 2. The mechanics do not make you stupid. 3. You do not have to carry a bag everywhere full of crap. 4. Hairdressing salons do not steal. 5. You better mother if anyone notices or not your new haircut. 6. In the interview for a job, your cu ... Erpo is not a factor. 7. When your work is criticized, you do not think that everyone secretly hates you. 8. None of your coworkers has the power to make you mourn, because that makes you crazy mother and her party ready. 9. Your underwear costs 60 pesos for a pack of three. 10. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 11. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 12. Wedding Dresses: 10.000 pesos Frack (rented): 300 pesos. 13. You can forget a date or mess up the flowers and fix everything. 14. You can sit with your legs spread a good fart valiéndote tirandote mothers. 15. You can go to the bathroom without having to do it in pairs or groups. 16. The rows of toilets are 80% lower. 17. Do not go to the next gas station because "estámuy dirty bathroom." 18. You can look up to Bruce Willis, without starving yourself to look like him. 19. Luis Miguel, Ricky Martin, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and the other n orparticular in your universe and, moreover, are a fag ball. 20. No need to clean your apartment every time he goes to llegaralguien. 21. You know at least 20 ways to crack open a beer. 22. You can cure anything with the phrase "to hell!". 23. No need to monitor your friends' sex lives. 24. You can go visit a friend without to bring a gift. 25. The Phone conversations are over in less than 60segundos. 26. If not call your buddy when you said you would, this cam not to tell your friends you've changed. 27. You can watch TV for hours with a friend, in total silence, without thinking, "is angry with me?". 28. If someone forgets to invite you to an event, is still your friend. 29. If someone comes to the party with a sweater just like yours, just note, until you are happy. 30. If you're 34 and single, none of your friends you care, is even beginning to congratulate you. 31. Old friends do not care if you gained or lost depeso. 32. You better mothers if one of your friends talking behind your back. 33. You do not have to settle for bits of the models other desserts. 34. You can scratch the very eggs at any time of day. 35. If it's hot, you desabotonarte shirt with no fuss.
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